Jul. 25th, 2015

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Title: The Nobody Virus
Author: hajikurazaki19 and DeadShut
Rating: One for the terrible-and-we-mean-Terrible writing, one for the horribly boring characters, one for the sexism (OMIGAWD THE SEXISM), one for the needless and graphic violence, and one just to let you know that this entire fic is devoid of any entertainment value whatsoever. You have been warned.
Full Name (including any titles): Ryan “Roxas” Hall, Sora O’Reily. (There's a million more, but they're not worth remembering.)
Full Species(es): Scum of the earth.
Hair Color (include adjectives): The quick summary for this part is to say that sometimes hair is same as canon, sometimes it’s something entirely different. There is never any good reason for either.
Eye Color (include adjectives): The most memorable colour is green. Why is it memorable? You’ll see.
Unusual Markings/Colorations/Physical Features: *shrugs*
Special Possessions (if any): Sora has a fancy stick masquerading as the Keyblade in one pocket and seemingly an Idiot Ball in the other, because incompetence like his has to be in tangible form. The story itself also has a weird love/hate relationship with Italy.

Origin: Frank Miller’s Guide to Fanfiction (with a foreword by Alan Moore)
Connections To Canon Characters: Stole their names. And then killed them to hide the evidence.
Special Abilities: Hallucinating others into believing anyone's had character development or changed in any way whatsoever.
Other Annoying Traits: Let’s save you some time and compress the answer down to “Everything not mentioned above.”

I Say/Notes:

Part One
Part Two
Part Three
Part Four
Part Five
Part Six
Part Seven
Part Eight

We have no worst muse suggestions for this one, so enjoy this instead: There's a number of vague days for Sora's vacation when terrorists came along and it ended/ So the continual problem for this piece of fiction is finding new ways to ex-paaand iiit.../ LIKE! MAY! BE!/ Killing your friendships/ or finding your mommy, or making up some alien power (do do do do!)/ Writing something that's really sexist (yay)/ or giving a monkey a shower!/ (THAT! LINE'S! AWE! SOME!)/ Stereotyping gays/ Destroying tourist spots/ Or locating Ryan Hall's brain (it was never!)/ Misspelling many words/ needs moar adult content/ to drive the readers a-waaay (rhyming this!)/ As you can see there's a whole lot of stuff to read and we'll have to nitpick it all (not unfairly)/ Believe it or not the order of this song made some unmentionable~/ Now we give up cuz syllables are short and we couldn't fit in them aaall!/ Mo-om! Phineas and Ferb were referenced in an MST! (Done!) )
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