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Title: The Nobody Virus
Author: hajikurazaki19 and DeadShut
Rating: One for the terrible-and-we-mean-Terrible writing, one for the horribly boring characters, one for the sexism (OMIGAWD THE SEXISM), one for the needless and graphic violence, and one just to let you know that this entire fic is devoid of any entertainment value whatsoever. You have been warned.
Full Name (including any titles): Ryan “Roxas” Hall, Sora O’Reily. (There's a million more, but they're not worth remembering.)
Full Species(es): Scum of the earth.
Hair Color (include adjectives): The quick summary for this part is to say that sometimes hair is same as canon, sometimes it’s something entirely different. There is never any good reason for either.
Eye Color (include adjectives): The most memorable colour is green. Why is it memorable? You’ll see.
Unusual Markings/Colorations/Physical Features: *shrugs*
Special Possessions (if any): Sora has a fancy stick masquerading as the Keyblade in one pocket and seemingly an Idiot Ball in the other, because incompetence like his has to be in tangible form. The story itself also has a weird love/hate relationship with Italy.

Origin: Frank Miller’s Guide to Fanfiction (with a foreword by Alan Moore)
Connections To Canon Characters: Stole their names. And then killed them to hide the evidence.
Special Abilities: Hallucinating others into believing anyone's had character development or changed in any way whatsoever.
Other Annoying Traits: Let’s save you some time and compress the answer down to “Everything not mentioned above.”

I Say/Notes:

Part One
Part Two
Part Three
Part Four
Part Five
Part Six
Part Seven

WARNING FOR domestic abuse. Because we all know everyone wants to read more violence against women, there wasn't enough already.
The worst muse suggests: It doesn't really count as exposition if a character is just reminiscing. )
thelectureroom: Mog! (Default)
Title: The Nobody Virus
Author: hajikurazaki19 and DeadShut
Rating: One for the terrible-and-we-mean-Terrible writing, one for the horribly boring characters, one for the sexism (OMIGAWD THE SEXISM), one for the needless and graphic violence, and one just to let you know that this entire fic is devoid of any entertainment value whatsoever. You have been warned.
Full Name (including any titles): Ryan “Roxas” Hall, Sora O’Reily. (There's a million more, but they're not worth remembering.)
Full Species(es): Scum of the earth.
Hair Color (include adjectives): The quick summary for this part is to say that sometimes hair is same as canon, sometimes it’s something entirely different. There is never any good reason for either.
Eye Color (include adjectives): The most memorable colour is green. Why is it memorable? You’ll see.
Unusual Markings/Colorations/Physical Features: *shrugs*
Special Possessions (if any): Sora has a fancy stick masquerading as the Keyblade in one pocket and seemingly an Idiot Ball in the other, because incompetence like his has to be in tangible form. The story itself also has a weird love/hate relationship with Italy.

Origin: Frank Miller’s Guide to Fanfiction (with a foreword by Alan Moore)
Connections To Canon Characters: Stole their names. And then killed them to hide the evidence.
Special Abilities: Hallucinating others into believing anyone's had character development or changed in any way whatsoever.
Other Annoying Traits: Let’s save you some time and compress the answer down to “Everything not mentioned above.”

I Say/Notes:

Part One
Part Two
Part Three
Part Four
Part Five
Part Six

WARNING FOR more violence against women yaaaaaay. Also, more sexual assault, this time with an adult woman trying to get it on with an underage boy.

The worst muse suggests: Platonic friendship between men and women? Psh, no one would believe THAT. )
thelectureroom: Mog! (Default)
Title: The Nobody Virus
Author: hajikurazaki19 and DeadShut
Rating: One for the terrible-and-we-mean-Terrible writing, one for the horribly boring characters, one for the sexism (OMIGAWD THE SEXISM), one for the needless and graphic violence, and one just to let you know that this entire fic is devoid of any entertainment value whatsoever. You have been warned.
Full Name (including any titles): Ryan “Roxas” Hall, Sora O’Reily. (There's a million more, but they're not worth remembering.)
Full Species(es): Scum of the earth.
Hair Color (include adjectives): The quick summary for this part is to say that sometimes hair is same as canon, sometimes it’s something entirely different. There is never any good reason for either.
Eye Color (include adjectives): The most memorable colour is green. Why is it memorable? You’ll see.
Unusual Markings/Colorations/Physical Features: *shrugs*
Special Possessions (if any): Sora has a fancy stick masquerading as the Keyblade in one pocket and seemingly an Idiot Ball in the other, because incompetence like his has to be in tangible form. The story itself also has a weird love/hate relationship with Italy.

Origin: Frank Miller’s Guide to Fanfiction (with a foreword by Alan Moore)
Connections To Canon Characters: Stole their names. And then killed them to hide the evidence.
Special Abilities: Hallucinating others into believing anyone's had character development or changed in any way whatsoever.
Other Annoying Traits: Let’s save you some time and compress the answer down to “Everything not mentioned above.”

I Say/Notes:

Part One
Part Two
Part Three
Part Four
Part Five

WARNING FOR oh look it's the fic trying to justify writing about abuse towards women.

The worst muse suggests: Now is the perfect point in the story for a 2000-word ideological manifesto from your thinly veiled fictional stand-in. )
thelectureroom: Mog! (Default)
Title: The Nobody Virus
Author: hajikurazaki19 and DeadShut
Rating: One for the terrible-and-we-mean-Terrible writing, one for the horribly boring characters, one for the sexism (OMIGAWD THE SEXISM), one for the needless and graphic violence, and one just to let you know that this entire fic is devoid of any entertainment value whatsoever. You have been warned.
Full Name (including any titles): Ryan “Roxas” Hall, Sora O’Reily. (There's a million more, but they're not worth remembering.)
Full Species(es): Scum of the earth.
Hair Color (include adjectives): The quick summary for this part is to say that sometimes hair is same as canon, sometimes it’s something entirely different. There is never any good reason for either.
Eye Color (include adjectives): The most memorable colour is green. Why is it memorable? You’ll see.
Unusual Markings/Colorations/Physical Features: *shrugs*
Special Possessions (if any): Sora has a fancy stick masquerading as the Keyblade in one pocket and seemingly an Idiot Ball in the other, because incompetence like his has to be in tangible form. The story itself also has a weird love/hate relationship with Italy.

Origin: Frank Miller’s Guide to Fanfiction (with a foreword by Alan Moore)
Connections To Canon Characters: Stole their names. And then killed them to hide the evidence.
Special Abilities: Hallucinating others into believing anyone's had character development or changed in any way whatsoever.
Other Annoying Traits: Let’s save you some time and compress the answer down to “Everything not mentioned above.”

I Say/Notes: And here’s where the fun finally begins.

Part One
Part Two

WARNING FOR detailed description of rape.
The worst muse (obviously) suggests: Yes, a graphic rape is DEFINITELY what your story needs to establish itself as Mature and Literary. Good call, there. )
thelectureroom: Mog! (Default)
Title: The Nobody Virus
Author: hajikurazaki19 and DeadShut
Rating: One for the terrible-and-we-mean-Terrible writing, one for the horribly boring characters, one for the sexism (OMIGAWD THE SEXISM), one for the needless and graphic violence, and one just to let you know that this entire fic is devoid of any entertainment value whatsoever. You have been warned.
Full Name (including any titles): Ryan “Roxas” Hall, Sora O’Reily. (There's a million more, but they're not worth remembering.)
Full Species(es): Scum of the earth.
Hair Color (include adjectives): The quick summary for this part is to say that sometimes hair is same as canon, sometimes it’s something entirely different. There is never any good reason for either.
Eye Color (include adjectives): The most memorable colour is green. Why is it memorable? You’ll see.
Unusual Markings/Colorations/Physical Features: *shrugs*
Special Possessions (if any): Sora has a fancy stick masquerading as the Keyblade in one pocket and seemingly an Idiot Ball in the other, because incompetence like his has to be in tangible form. The story itself also has a weird love/hate relationship with Italy.

Origin: Frank Miller’s Guide to Fanfiction (with a foreword by Alan Moore)
Connections To Canon Characters: Stole their names. And then killed them to hide the evidence.
Special Abilities: Hallucinating others into believing anyone's had character development or changed in any way whatsoever.
Other Annoying Traits: Let’s save you some time and compress the answer down to “Everything not mentioned above.”

I Say/Notes:

Part One

WARNING FOR backstory detailing child abuse, including sexual abuse.

The wost muse suggests: Graphic violence? Ooh, you're really pushing the envelope there. How mature and edgy of you. )
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Title: Starting Over: Everything's Not Lost
Author: KtheHABIT
Rating: covers all the bad grammar, fail!characters, and general sillyness of this fic.
Full Name (including any titles): Sora Strife. Yup.
Full Species(es): Teenagers in badfic. Do we need to say more?
Hair Color (include adjectives): Blonde spikes, large brown spikes, jet black spikes, and glistening red hair.
Eye Color (include adjectives): "blue with hints of purple", "pure gold", and "so sad, so cold, and closed-off".
Unusual Markings/Colorations/Physical Features: Seifer has a single scar on his face.
Special Possessions (if any): Guitars, PTSD, and the lowest alcohol tolerance level ever seen.

Origin: Doodled during the Driving Safety seminar in school.
Connections To Canon Characters: Spiked their juice with melodrama.
Special Abilities: Singing, eating, substance abusing.
Other Annoying Traits: Terrible parenting, the idea that a and u are interchaneable vowels and don't matter for character names.

I Say/Notes: Have you ever read a fic that started out "okay", then turned "silly", then "hilarious" then "stupid" then "boring"? This is one of those fics. (And all of this happens within the span of three chapters.)

Warning: This story contains a scene of attempted rape.

In which we find the most hilarious car crash scene ever witnessed )
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Title: Find Your Way
Author: plum fairy for you
Rating: One for the cop-out ending, one for the rape the flying fudge out of nowhere, one for the complete lack of conflict, and one for the spell checker that crashed and burned trying to salvage this.
Full Name (including any titles): Surprisingly absent on this subject. (Though there is the unavoidable "Let me shorten your identity to one syllable" hijinx going on.)
Full Species(es): Oemghee deh Lesbianes
Hair Color (include adjectives): Normal, despite some genetics saying otherwise.
Eye Color (include adjectives): Normal.
Unusual Markings/Colorations/Physical Features: None.
Special Possessions (if any): A day planner for a 15-years-old (*gasp!*), a super special baby blanket, Call of Duty: Black Ops, and significant others apparently.

Origin: We can only assume a caffeine rush while wandering around a hotel.
Connections To Canon Characters: Whatever it is, I'm sure it's extremely witty!
Special Abilities: To turn pure burning hatred into gooey yummy love.
Other Annoying Traits: Focusing on "oh noes, I can't text my girlfriend" rather than the RAPE THE FLYING FUDGE OUT OF NOWHERE! What the hell?!

I Say/Notes: Sorry for taking so long to finish this last part >.< One joke (that I'm pretty sure isn't really funny) took a lot longer than expected. Anyway, there is a **rape warning** like last time, although the mention is brief and contains no graphic content.

In which caffeine overdoses are totes funny, yo )
thelectureroom: Mog! (Default)
Title: Find Your Way
Author: plum fairy for you
Rating: One for the cop-out ending, one for the rape the flying fudge out of nowhere, one for the complete lack of conflict, and one for the spell checker that crashed and burned trying to salvage this.
Full Name (including any titles): Surprisingly absent on this subject. (Though there is the unavoidable "Let me shorten your identity to one syllable" hijinx going on.)
Full Species(es): Oemghee deh Lesbianes
Hair Color (include adjectives): Normal, despite some genetics saying otherwise.
Eye Color (include adjectives): Normal.
Unusual Markings/Colorations/Physical Features: None.
Special Possessions (if any): A day planner for a 15-years-old (*gasp!*), a super special baby blanket, Call of Duty: Black Ops, and significant others apparently.

Origin: We can only assume a caffeine rush while wandering around a hotel.
Connections To Canon Characters: Whatever it is, I'm sure it's extremely witty!
Special Abilities: To turn pure burning hatred into gooey yummy love.
Other Annoying Traits: Focusing on "oh noes, I can't text my girlfriend" rather than the RAPE THE FLYING FUDGE OUT OF NOWHERE! What the hell?!

I Say/Notes: As you might have guessed, this spork has a **rape warning**. Aside from that, the fic is actually quite boring. (That didn't stop it from being ridiculously fun to riff.)

In which everyone will begin to hate raspberries )
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