thelectureroom: Mog! (Default)
Title: Find Your Way
Author: plum fairy for you
Rating: One for the cop-out ending, one for the rape the flying fudge out of nowhere, one for the complete lack of conflict, and one for the spell checker that crashed and burned trying to salvage this.
Full Name (including any titles): Surprisingly absent on this subject. (Though there is the unavoidable "Let me shorten your identity to one syllable" hijinx going on.)
Full Species(es): Oemghee deh Lesbianes
Hair Color (include adjectives): Normal, despite some genetics saying otherwise.
Eye Color (include adjectives): Normal.
Unusual Markings/Colorations/Physical Features: None.
Special Possessions (if any): A day planner for a 15-years-old (*gasp!*), a super special baby blanket, Call of Duty: Black Ops, and significant others apparently.

Origin: We can only assume a caffeine rush while wandering around a hotel.
Connections To Canon Characters: Whatever it is, I'm sure it's extremely witty!
Special Abilities: To turn pure burning hatred into gooey yummy love.
Other Annoying Traits: Focusing on "oh noes, I can't text my girlfriend" rather than the RAPE THE FLYING FUDGE OUT OF NOWHERE! What the hell?!

I Say/Notes: Sorry for taking so long to finish this last part >.< One joke (that I'm pretty sure isn't really funny) took a lot longer than expected. Anyway, there is a **rape warning** like last time, although the mention is brief and contains no graphic content.

In which caffeine overdoses are totes funny, yo )
thelectureroom: Mog! (Default)
Title: Find Your Way
Author: plum fairy for you
Rating: One for the cop-out ending, one for the rape the flying fudge out of nowhere, one for the complete lack of conflict, and one for the spell checker that crashed and burned trying to salvage this.
Full Name (including any titles): Surprisingly absent on this subject. (Though there is the unavoidable "Let me shorten your identity to one syllable" hijinx going on.)
Full Species(es): Oemghee deh Lesbianes
Hair Color (include adjectives): Normal, despite some genetics saying otherwise.
Eye Color (include adjectives): Normal.
Unusual Markings/Colorations/Physical Features: None.
Special Possessions (if any): A day planner for a 15-years-old (*gasp!*), a super special baby blanket, Call of Duty: Black Ops, and significant others apparently.

Origin: We can only assume a caffeine rush while wandering around a hotel.
Connections To Canon Characters: Whatever it is, I'm sure it's extremely witty!
Special Abilities: To turn pure burning hatred into gooey yummy love.
Other Annoying Traits: Focusing on "oh noes, I can't text my girlfriend" rather than the RAPE THE FLYING FUDGE OUT OF NOWHERE! What the hell?!

I Say/Notes: As you might have guessed, this spork has a **rape warning**. Aside from that, the fic is actually quite boring. (That didn't stop it from being ridiculously fun to riff.)

In which everyone will begin to hate raspberries )
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