thelectureroom: Mog! (Default)
Title: Kingdom Hearts Story of Evil
Author: WolfHearts14
Rating: Two would normally cover the beige prose, improper punctuation, and bland emotions, but the last chapter alone warrants another point to cover plain ol’ nonsense.
Full Name (including any titles): Zexia (Member #XV, the Rose of the Prince)
Full Species(es): Royal twins, then Nobodies… or replicas… or reborn souls… or something.
Hair Color (include adjectives): Slate-blue, later long black (then back again).
Eye Color (include adjectives): Sapphire-blue, later black (and back again!).
Unusual Markings/Colorations/Physical Features: The ability to change yourself through the POWER OF SONG sure counts.
Special Possessions (if any): A horse, a jewel-encrusted dagger, and the most over-the-top Nobody weapon I think I’ll ever see. There’s no concise way to describe that thing.

Origin: Reincarnated Vocaloids.
Connections To Canon Characters: Drank a magical potion. No, really, that’s this fic’s excuse for tying this into game continuity.
Special Abilities: Poor memory, it seems.
Other Annoying Traits: The usual fangirl treatment of Zexion (meaning they make him into whatever they want), aside from that everyone’s too boring to be annoying. Even when inside character's thoughts they don't have much personality or insight.

I Say/Notes: Technically speaking this is a crossover but you don’t need to know the original content to follow this story. (Actually, knowing the original somehow causes this all to make less sense.) You may miss a few Vocaloid references but aside from that this fic has plenty of its own original silliness to still be entertaining.

In which a fic starts okay but then ends up bonkers. OH WELL! )
thelectureroom: Mog! (Default)
Title: Meeting the Princess
Author: Michigo Sinister
Rating: A lot to be desired in the writing, but overall it’s fine.
Full Name (including any titles): Princess Yakumo.
Full Species(es): Reincarnated goddess, I guess?
Hair Color (include adjectives): Long red hair.
Eye Color (include adjectives): Brown.
Unusual Markings/Colorations/Physical Features: Usually none, but can activate fairy wings mode.
Special Possessions (if any): Magical animal sidekick that does indeed become a possession at one point.

Origin: Lots of all-nighters spent marathoning favourite anime series.
Connections To Canon Characters: Becomes friends. We’re okay with that.
Special Abilities: Fire, flying, healing.
Other Annoying Traits: Learning new abilities instantaneously.

I Say/Notes:

In which we visit game worlds in a KH fic OHMAHGAWD CAN IT BE TRUE?! )
thelectureroom: Mog! (Default)
Title: Meeting the Princess
Author: Michigo Sinister
Rating: A lot to be desired in the writing, but overall it’s fine.
Full Name (including any titles): Princess Yakumo.
Full Species(es): Reincarnated goddess, I guess?
Hair Color (include adjectives): Long red hair.
Eye Color (include adjectives): Brown.
Unusual Markings/Colorations/Physical Features: Usually none, but can activate fairy wings mode.
Special Possessions (if any): Magical animal sidekick that does indeed become a possession at one point.

Origin: Lots of all-nighters spent marathoning favourite anime series.
Connections To Canon Characters: Becomes friends. We’re okay with that.
Special Abilities: Fire, flying, healing.
Other Annoying Traits: Learning new abilities instantaneously.

I Say/Notes: This fic is like a litmus test for badfics—Mary Sue clichés, crossovers with author’s favourite shows, stilted prose— but it’s too innocent to get annoyed at. I want to hug this fic, it’s like a precious child.
In which we enjoy innocent badfic )
thelectureroom: Moogle Manhunter! (moogle manhunter)
Title: Heart of a Lantern
Author: Aslan's Provident Child
Rating:
Rated for bleh writing, Mary Sueness, and just all around craziness.

Full Name (including any titles): Chava, Ashe.
Full Species(es): A hybrid of Marysueus Maximus (super sue) and Fanus Girlus (fangirl)
Hair Color (include adjectives): None given
Eye Color (include adjectives): None given
Unusual Markings/Colorations/Physical Features: None given
Special Possessions (if any): Kanabos, claymores, and lantern rings for all!

Origin: A very small and well hidden area of Inept Crossings
Connections To Canon Characters: Fangirls of them.
Special Abilities: Love! Lovelovelovelovelovelovelovelovelovelovelove! Oh, and being able to live inside a video game (and possibly comic book?). But mostly it's love.
Other Annoying Traits: Several very questionable uses of capitals.

I Say/Notes: Part One.
Part Two.
Part Three.
Part Four.

Beware our power... )
thelectureroom: Moogle Manhunter! (moogle manhunter)
Title: Heart of a Lantern
Author: Aslan's Provident Child
Rating: Rated for bleh writing, Mary Sueness, and just all around craziness.

Full Name (including any titles): Chava, Ashe.
Full Species(es): A hybrid of Marysueus Maximus (super sue) and Fanus Girlus (fangirl)
Hair Color (include adjectives): None given
Eye Color (include adjectives): None given
Unusual Markings/Colorations/Physical Features: None given
Special Possessions (if any): Kanabos, claymores, and lantern rings for all!

Origin: A very small and well hidden area of Inept Crossings
Connections To Canon Characters: Fangirls of them.
Special Abilities: Love! Lovelovelovelovelovelovelovelovelovelovelove! Oh, and being able to live inside a video game (and possibly comic book?). But mostly it's love.
Other Annoying Traits: Several very questionable uses of capitals.

I Say/Notes:
Sorry for the delay, HTML issues. Hope you still enjoy the spork! From here on out, we have started showing where line breaks on FF.net were with "PLACING THIS HERE TO MARK THE LINE THAT USED TO BE HERE".

Part One.
Part Two.
Part Three.

Let those who worship badfic's might... )
thelectureroom: Moogle Manhunter! (moogle manhunter)
Title: Heart of a Lantern
Author: Aslan's Provident Child
Rating: Rated for bleh writing, Mary Sueness, and just all around craziness.

Full Name (including any titles): Chava, Ashe.
Full Species(es): A hybrid of Marysueus Maximus (super sue) and Fanus Girlus (fangirl)
Hair Color (include adjectives): None given
Eye Color (include adjectives): None given
Unusual Markings/Colorations/Physical Features: None given
Special Possessions (if any): Kanabos, claymores, and lantern rings for all!

Origin: A very small and well hidden area of Inept Crossings
Connections To Canon Characters: Fangirls of them.
Special Abilities: Love! Lovelovelovelovelovelovelovelovelovelovelove! Oh, and being able to live inside a video game (and possibly comic book?). But mostly it's love.
Other Annoying Traits: Several very questionable uses of capitals.

I Say/Notes: Part One.

In Out-of-Character Night... )
thelectureroom: Moogle Manhunter! (moogle manhunter)
Title: Heart of a Lantern
Author: Aslan's Provident Child
Rating: Rated for bleh writing, Mary Sueness, and just all around craziness.

Full Name (including any titles): Chava, Ashe.
Full Species(es): A hybrid of Marysueus Maximus (super sue) and Fanus Girlus (fangirl)
Hair Color (include adjectives): None given
Eye Color (include adjectives): None given
Unusual Markings/Colorations/Physical Features: None given
Special Possessions (if any): Kanabos, claymores, and lantern rings for all!

Origin: A very small and well-hidden area of Inept Crossings.
Connections To Canon Characters: Fangirls of them.
Special Abilities: Love! Lovelovelovelovelovelovelovelovelovelovelove! Oh, and being able to live inside a video game (and possibly comic book?). But mostly it's love.
Other Annoying Traits: Several very questionable uses of capitals.

I Say/Notes:
This is Reynard531 co-sporking with thelectureroom. Let me say that it’s great to spork something for once. I never thought I would but this particular fic struck a nerve with me as a Green Lantern fan. As it stands, this is a rare fic, as there are very few KH crossovers with DC properties, good or bad. This was actually the only story in its category. So please enjoy this collaborated spork as we tear into this thing.

In In-Character Day... )
thelectureroom: Mog! (Default)
Title: Starting Over: Everything's Not Lost
Author: KtheHABIT
Rating: covers all the bad grammar, fail!characters, and general sillyness of this fic.
Full Name (including any titles): Sora Strife. Yup.
Full Species(es): Teenagers in badfic. Do we need to say more?
Hair Color (include adjectives): Blonde spikes, large brown spikes, jet black spikes, and glistening red hair.
Eye Color (include adjectives): "blue with hints of purple", "pure gold", and "so sad, so cold, and closed-off".
Unusual Markings/Colorations/Physical Features: Seifer has a single scar on his face.
Special Possessions (if any): Guitars, PTSD, and the lowest alcohol tolerance level ever seen.

Origin: Doodled during the Driving Safety seminar in school.
Connections To Canon Characters: Spiked their juice with melodrama.
Special Abilities: Singing, eating, substance abusing.
Other Annoying Traits: Terrible parenting, the idea that a and u are interchaneable vowels and don't matter for character names.

I Say/Notes: Have you ever read a fic that started out "okay", then turned "silly", then "hilarious" then "stupid" then "boring"? This is one of those fics. (And all of this happens within the span of three chapters.)

Warning: This story contains a scene of attempted rape.

In which we find the most hilarious car crash scene ever witnessed )
thelectureroom: Mog! (Default)
Title: Find Your Way
Author: plum fairy for you
Rating: One for the cop-out ending, one for the rape the flying fudge out of nowhere, one for the complete lack of conflict, and one for the spell checker that crashed and burned trying to salvage this.
Full Name (including any titles): Surprisingly absent on this subject. (Though there is the unavoidable "Let me shorten your identity to one syllable" hijinx going on.)
Full Species(es): Oemghee deh Lesbianes
Hair Color (include adjectives): Normal, despite some genetics saying otherwise.
Eye Color (include adjectives): Normal.
Unusual Markings/Colorations/Physical Features: None.
Special Possessions (if any): A day planner for a 15-years-old (*gasp!*), a super special baby blanket, Call of Duty: Black Ops, and significant others apparently.

Origin: We can only assume a caffeine rush while wandering around a hotel.
Connections To Canon Characters: Whatever it is, I'm sure it's extremely witty!
Special Abilities: To turn pure burning hatred into gooey yummy love.
Other Annoying Traits: Focusing on "oh noes, I can't text my girlfriend" rather than the RAPE THE FLYING FUDGE OUT OF NOWHERE! What the hell?!

I Say/Notes: Sorry for taking so long to finish this last part >.< One joke (that I'm pretty sure isn't really funny) took a lot longer than expected. Anyway, there is a **rape warning** like last time, although the mention is brief and contains no graphic content.

In which caffeine overdoses are totes funny, yo )
thelectureroom: Mog! (Default)
Title: Find Your Way
Author: plum fairy for you
Rating: One for the cop-out ending, one for the rape the flying fudge out of nowhere, one for the complete lack of conflict, and one for the spell checker that crashed and burned trying to salvage this.
Full Name (including any titles): Surprisingly absent on this subject. (Though there is the unavoidable "Let me shorten your identity to one syllable" hijinx going on.)
Full Species(es): Oemghee deh Lesbianes
Hair Color (include adjectives): Normal, despite some genetics saying otherwise.
Eye Color (include adjectives): Normal.
Unusual Markings/Colorations/Physical Features: None.
Special Possessions (if any): A day planner for a 15-years-old (*gasp!*), a super special baby blanket, Call of Duty: Black Ops, and significant others apparently.

Origin: We can only assume a caffeine rush while wandering around a hotel.
Connections To Canon Characters: Whatever it is, I'm sure it's extremely witty!
Special Abilities: To turn pure burning hatred into gooey yummy love.
Other Annoying Traits: Focusing on "oh noes, I can't text my girlfriend" rather than the RAPE THE FLYING FUDGE OUT OF NOWHERE! What the hell?!

I Say/Notes: As you might have guessed, this spork has a **rape warning**. Aside from that, the fic is actually quite boring. (That didn't stop it from being ridiculously fun to riff.)

In which everyone will begin to hate raspberries )
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